Trump Was Always A Pathetic Loser, Never Rich, And Forbes Magazine Was Always Shit

Never rich. Trump was never rich. Too bad Forbes couldn't figure that out in the 80s.  Forbes had Trump at $100 million and it was really $5 million.  Oops.  Plus Trump was weird and sad enough to pretend he was someone else in a pathetic attempt to get himself some rich guy cred.  This is all very creepy and stupid, but now it is a bigger problem than ever.  Brilliant!