Has There Ever Been A Fatuous Reactionary Dolt As Wrong About Everything As Cal Thomas?

Cal Thomas, creepy even to pedophiles, has somehow managed to fail at being a successful, first-division establishment Republican pissboy.  Not that he won't keep trying.  What he laughingly calls "socialism" is considered boring and obvious center-right practicality in every other civilized society.  In comparison to Cal Thomas, screaming lunatics and deranged shiteaters sound like M.I.T. scholarship winners.