Happy St. Stephen's Day Owen Labrie From Your Friends At Andover, Choate, Deerfield, Exeter, And Hotchkiss

You cannot imagine the orgiastic joy being felt at the other top-tier boarding schools over Owen Labrie.  He's the gift that keeps on giving, and the gift that manages to keep them out of the papers yet another week.  You can't buy better news for those fuckers.  It's a glorious St. Stephen's Day for all!