White People Problems, Dead Brothers, Hackneyed Writing, And A Shitty Volvo You Got For Free

Fuck white people.  And what a shame for the Micks.  First, a brother who was such a pussy he killed himself.  Boo fucking hoo.  Then a brother who can't write for shit gets to pretend he's Ernest Hemingway on someone else's dime and write about his dead coward brother in Ireland.  How nice.  Well, most people are better writers, most brothers aren't candyasses who off themselves, and many gossip kids longer articles are worthwhile.  Not this time.  The next time they wanna put out trite dreck like this, make sure it's a gods-damned wop who writes it and not a fekkin' Mick.  And I'm sure Volvo will be loaning you and every other wannabe shithead out there a car soon so everyone can write some tedious bullshit, too, so just wait for the call.  Good luck.  And if it's shitty, tell 'em your name is Angelo.