Shocking Revelation: Teabagging Fundie Morons Don't Know What Theory Means

Baggatron cocksuckers at reactionary fucktard dumps like the Free RePubic think that a scientific theory is some bullshit conjecture shit out by a bugfuck insane religious fundamentalist.  But that is not at all what theory is.  Evolutionary theory is as settled as the theory of gravity, but since fundie christian loons also have a tendency to believe the Earth is flat, well, they're fucking maroons.