Libertarian Boy Dave Weigel Guzzles The Piss From Bezos' Bucket

Dave Weigel may not be the brightest boy, but he's bright enough to know what Jeff Bezos wants.  Weigel may not actually be smart enough to realize that Biden has never made it to the end of a primary contest and won't this time, so this poll is yet another indication that Bernie continues to be the frontrunner.  Bezos can't abide that shit regardless, so his loyal pissboy, the libertarian Dave Weigel, will do his best to please the lord and master.