The Half-Pint Pride Of Choate, Little Jimmy Surowiecki Is A KNOWER OF THINGS

And not at all a greasy neoliberal establishment boot licker.  Nope.  Not Lil' Jimmy.  He is very smart and handsome; his mommy told him so and sent him to Choate.  And there's always a job for a boot licker and a pissboy, so Little Jimmy Surowiecki will be there with a smile on little rat face.  He looks like a Mini Mike sorta fella to me.  And I wonder what else he learned at Choate...