So much more than a failson pissboy on CNN.
It's nuts when you see it all laid out at once.
Cooper was graduated from Dalton 'a semester early' so he could 'travel through Africa'. What an odd thing to do, leave your fancy rich-boy Manhattan school before the end of your senior year, the funnest time in high school.
Then he attended Yale.
And interned with the CIA.
After college he 'visited' countries in Asia while 'working in the news business' and even 'studied' in Hanoi.
Then he god more jobs in 'news' until he winds up on primetime at CNN.
Anderson Cooper's been working for the CIA since high school.
How fucking brazen. He's lucky nobody in any of those foreign countries put it together when he was younger.
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