Hey, Fortune, What's The Most Important, Vital, Even, Component Of This Story?

Spoiler alert: if this story was from South Carolina, it would be about a kid making $38,000 next year.

Could it be THE UNION?

So, if you want these fuckwits to make good money, they should be part of a trade union.

That's probably the true focus of the story, Fortune.

So, you're all big supporters of unions at Yahoo Finance, now, right?

Assholes.