Q: Why Are The Most Risible Simpletons Like Vivek Ramaswamy Almost Always Harvard Guys? A: Harvard

Nothing dumber than a rich kid at Harvard.

Nothing dumber than a kid at Harvard.

Nothing dumber than a stunt admit at Harvard.

Pro tip: most Harvard admits are stunts.

People say Harvard is hard mostly because those people are like most of the people at Harvard: not too bright.

Mayo Pete Booty-Gig might as well be Vivek Ramaswamy's fucking brother.