Yowza, That Pole Machine Bike Is One Ugly Motherfucker

Glued and bolted aluminium? Where have I heard that before? It sounds very dumb.  Bad ideas never die!  But at least it's heinously ugly!  And it's really fucking expensive.  This is a fucking abortion.  It's almost as big a ripoff as and almost as dumb as the Yeti switch infinity crap.  And it's got 700C wheels.  There are obese whales with more grace than this boondoggle.