Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Josh Marshall Is A Soft-Headed Simp? SHOCKING!!

Shocking.  Sure Josh Marshall is a supporter of universal health care, but he's also a supporter of banal porn.  But more than anything, Josh Marshall is a boot-licking careerist focused on being the bestest neoliberal pissboy anyone has ever seen.

Weird LeMond Bikes Thing Going On With Washoe Frames In Stock

So, according to twits, the current LeMond company, whatever it really is, has 60 Washoe steel frames in stock, unpainted, but is not actively selling them and somehow asking $550 over 2015 retail price for old stock frames.  That makes no sense.  Fucking weird.

E-M-I


Tuesday, February 5, 2019

BERNIE SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT 2020

Sanders' response was a vicious fisking of Trump.  Bernie Sanders has been a leader on all of the most important issues facing the USA for decades.  Sanders did not back down and reveled in dragging Trump over healthcare, foreign policy, wages, climate change, Social Security, freedom, reproductive choice, immigration, and Trump's racist wall.  It was fucking beautiful.  Sanders is the best candidate again.  Feel the Bern.

Stacey Abrams From The Center For American Progress

Stacey Abrams and Neera Tanden. Fucking lovely.  I guess Abrams is collecting a check from those vile neoliberal fucksticks.  If Abrams wins the Senate race in 2020, that would be pretty okay, so...

Trump's Also A Yuge Pussy

The SOTU was a speech given by someone who was so totally cowed by his recent failures--and creeping senility--that he couldn't even defend himself against Pelosi, his cronies against Mueller, or his stupid racist wall against sanity.  Sad.

Trump Is Literally Retarded

An actual mental-defective.  And the MAGAtards who support him unthinkingly are every bit as bugfuck inane as he is.  Trump can barely read the teleprompter even though they shortened the words and dumbed-down the speech as a whole to a first-grade level.  Jesus.

Chris Cillizza Is An Idiot

Good thing CNN has yuge money to pay for this trenchant analysis.  Unfortunately, too many Washington establishment types are at least this fucking stupid, so a confederacy of dunces would be a wicked yuge upgrade.

Darkness 'N Doubts


Liz Crokin Seems Nice

This idiot Crokin thinks Q is going to deliver some arrests of Obama and Clinton and other pedophile cannibal Satanists.  Cool story.  Liz Crokin is a prototypical MAGAtard and should not be allowed anywhere near sane people.

Wayne Allyn Root Is A Very Stable Big Brain Genius

You only wish you were this smart.  Wayne Allyn Root sees things normies can't.  He's a sooper genius.

Sunday, February 3, 2019

A Shit Day For America When Those MAGA Cocksuckers The Patriots Win The SuperBowl

Fucking cheat to win Patsies are the MAGA hats of the NFL.  Fucking shit day for 'Murka.

Keep It Up, Sherrod Brown

Calling Trump what he is, a hateful racist cunt, is top quality Democratic Party strategy.  Guess what, Dems, the greasy toothless teabagging racist cockbags are never gonna vote for you, so roast Trump as thoroughly as you can.  Tell the truth, win elections.

Friday, February 1, 2019

You Don't Get Paid To Think


That Free First Episode Of Star Trek: Discovery Was Screamingly Awful

Putting the episode on YouTube was not a great way to gain subscribers.  It was horrifyingly bad.  The show is a shitstorm.  Pike is great as long as you don't let him talk; once he opens his mouth, the actor kills Pike.  Axanar proved it would have been possible to make a pew-pew Star Wars type Star Trek that didn't completely suck, but the Discovery bunch are just fucking hacks.  I'm surprised Ronald D. Moore isn't a part of this.  Rick Berman.  He sucks moose cock.  They shoulda added him too.  This CBS thing is at least as grotesque an abortion as the J.J. Abrams dreck.  Nice job.

If Twits Knew A Thing

They'd know one thing.  Jesus, steel frames have been around for like years and shit.  Wiggle's FrameSaver almost as long.  Fuck.