That Free First Episode Of Star Trek: Discovery Was Screamingly Awful

Putting the episode on YouTube was not a great way to gain subscribers.  It was horrifyingly bad.  The show is a shitstorm.  Pike is great as long as you don't let him talk; once he opens his mouth, the actor kills Pike.  Axanar proved it would have been possible to make a pew-pew Star Wars type Star Trek that didn't completely suck, but the Discovery bunch are just fucking hacks.  I'm surprised Ronald D. Moore isn't a part of this.  Rick Berman.  He sucks moose cock.  They shoulda added him too.  This CBS thing is at least as grotesque an abortion as the J.J. Abrams dreck.  Nice job.