Tucker Swanson Chicken Dinner McNear Carlson, Idiot, Is Ruthlessly Violated By Dutchman Rutger Bregman

Rutger Bregman goes Rutger Hauer all over Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, pride of St. George's and Trinity, two of America's premier non-competitive trust fund baby sleepaway camps, and jesus frakking christ on a polo pony, it is fucking hilarious.  Fucker Tucker is having a grand old time at first, laughing about the smarmy idiots at Davos and the rest of the vile global elite billionaires until Bregman reminds Carlson that he is part of the problem, and as a millionaire run by billionaires, a complete fucking stooge.  Carlson didn't like that one bit and has a hissy fit all over Bregman and apparently pisses himself off camera back in his studio.  Needless to say, Fucker Carlson is way too yuge of a pussy to show this on his Fucker Carlson Billionaire Jerk-Off Hour show.