mitt romney is the new al gore

mitt romney = al gore, and not only because neither one is man enough to out-campaign a fucking retard from texas.

both are somewhat dim-witted sons of privilege, with fathers who raised their sons in the hothouse of presidential ambition (as with most things associated with dim-witted privilege, harvard is involved).  both are utterly without unique accomplishments or any accomplishment not directly associated with their pre-programmed presidential ambitions.  both are utterly divorced from the experience of 99.9% of americans.  both are vile hypocrites.  both are awful politicians, lacking any warmth, instinct or other trait which might appeal to voters and as such both have failed when given any legitimate competition.  both are firmly right-wing, even if they're not as crazy as their texan nemesi.  both might as well be personality-less warrior robots constructed by the galtian overlords to wage the class war on the majority.  both are walking, talking symbols of american failure and corruption.