renationalize the postal service

let's all be strict constructionists like ron paul and bring the postal service back under the control of the federal government.  fuck revenue, fuck profits, fuck value-added services.  let's get some happy civil servants getting paid fair wages to deliver the fucking mail to every fucking address in the fucking country every fucking day and not worry about the rest of the bullshit.  if anything is a public good, it's the mail.  we don't have private armies, so--wait, what?  well, we shouldn't have a private postal service.  ronald reagan really did suck huge moose cock.