bat removal machine

an impromptu performance of die fledermaus is no fucking fun when you come into a dark house with children in tow, and it's suddenly johann fucking strauss time!  screaming, panic and chaotic flapping break out and then the kids and the bat get in on the fun!  it sucks, but pretty quickly you decide that summary execution is the only way out if you can't get rid of that bat.  fortunately, a tennis racquet and a baby blanket can be used as a snare, and poof! problem solved.