new hampshire funfetti

frankly mr. shankly, new hampshire is never any fun.  it's a gnarled and cheap old-timey-nasty new english dump, vermont's idiot cousin, and the primary tonight probably will not serve up any satisfying, high-fructose entertainment.  romney's romp just might launch him into south carolina and florida wins which means we're pretty much all wrapped up despite what the media buffoons will do and say.  i don't think any of the also-rans will be transformed into serious contenders tonight, and the best we can hope for is an hilarious, obscenely personal anti-mormon onslaught from newt's racist pimp.