Thursday, February 9, 2012

virag's movie reviews: thor (2011)

kenneth branagh presents tryin' too hard.  somebody should have explained to him that this wasn't some idiotic shakespeare reimagining, and that trying too hard is probably worse than phoning it in when the source material is so astoundingly silly.  it also would have been good to remind him that casting natalie portman kills your movie.  the thor dude was pretty weightless, too.  by law stellan skarsgard has to appear in every second movie released in the western world, so branagh gets a pass on that one.  the alien homeworld looked cartoony and probably cost a bundle.  over all, this would have been better as an episode of stargate sg-1.

what the fuck are they going to do with all those idiots in the avengers?  is that stupid thing going to be 6 fucking hours long?

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