Saturday, June 16, 2012

One Year Ago Today

romney and huntsman

has the world changed that much?  and by world, i mean the world of the raving lunatic, racist, conservative, christian, born-again cracker.  will they really vote for a mormon?  the top-tier conservative christian assholes like pat robertson and franklin graham will probably not be going off on the mormons, at least in public, but the undercard is sure to be spewing all the satanist, blasphemous, cult, not-really-christian rhetoric to anyone who will listen.  and that anyone is the core ignorant teabagging republican voter.  it wasn't much of stretch to get liberals, democrats, kids, minorities to come out to vote for the not-white dude; that was right in their wheelhouse.  but the redneck assholes, who love them some jeebus, will they pull the lever for the mormon just cuz glenn beck's one of 'em?  i'm curious to see how that plays out.

they should make this a habit

majesty shredding has worn pretty fucking well.  let's hope they got more super chunky goodness in 'em.


jon huntsman, senior and glenn beck

good buddies, like that stupid cowboy and the annoying space guy in that cartoon!  jon huntsman, jr. is gonna run for president.  he's gonna pretend to be a normal, sane and middle-of-the-road kind of guy, but his daddy is a fire-breathing asshole and good friend of glenn beck.  if the democrats have any sense, they'll strangle junior with his douchebag dad and glenn beck and their teabagging bullshit. 

david barton is a liar. and insane.

he fits in well with glenn beck's braindead freakshow.  digby's been on this asshole for a long time, but this is a piece by rob boston from 1996--15 years ago!--calling out barton for being a liar.  excellent.

it took a long time for him to wind up on fox news, but it happened!  even though beck will be off the air, plenty of idiots will have seen him and believe him like they believe beck.  truth doesn't matter to barton and beck.  it's all a ridiculous bullshit metanarrative promulgated by the right to keep the dumb as dumb and misinformed as possible.

breaking news! breaking news!!

heinous sex pervert, whoremonger and diaper freak david vitter is still in congress. 

s.e. cupp: glenn beck lite on msnbc

why exactly would the 'liberal' msnbc hire soft-headed glenn beck employee s.e. cupp?  maybe the weird name?  that can't be it.  luke russert needs a playmate in the pack n play?  no other fox news style dim young women would take the job?  glenn beck is cheap?  we may never know the answers to these disturbing questions, but tune in again next time for another thrilling episode of bullshit or not?


16 june

today is the day.


weiner sucks

anthony weiner did not have the balls to stay in office, run for reelection and work damn hard to build up his influence all over again.  the democratic leadership in the house, those asshole democratic senators and the douchebag in chief should have simply expressed their belief that since no laws were broken, it was between weiner, his wife and whatever blind idiot god they might believe in and not a matter of concern to the government.

the fault lies with weiner for being a coward and with the high-profile democrats who set a pathetic, low-bar precedent for other juvenile, outspoken democrats.

weiner's a jerk--and a pussy--but virginia foxx is still in the house.  eric cantor is still in the house.  paul ryan is still in the house.  dirty diaper pervert david vitter is still in the senate.  worst-doctor-in-the-world tom coburn is still in the senate.


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