Nothing Will Ever Redeem The Pennsyltucky Vatican

Tear down the statue, cut it up into pieces, piss on 'em, and then sink the pieces in a leeching field, and you still will never get rid of the stain that Jo Pa and the rest of those vile fuckers made.  The only solution is to burn the Pennsyltucky Vatican to the ground, salt the earth where it once stood, and move the student body to Ohio State.