So, Where's The Highlander Remake/Reboot?

I'm sincerely looking forward to what could easily be the biggest, nastiest filmed mess since Showgirls.  An earnest new Highlander movie would almost certainly suck ginormous moose cock, but I'm thinking with music from Arcade Fire or Green Day in a combo of originals and covers of the Queen songs, the totality might achieve an astounding ghastliness all its own.