Ray McGovern's Ukraine Funfetti

This is another one of those situations that the American collective attention span can't handle.  It was fun for a minute there when bad old Vlad was stealin' the Crimean thing, whatever that was, but then it got boring and there was some other shit going on with some asshole on the tee vee, so that was that.  If the thing blows up over there, it will be yet another instance where the U.S. made the whole situation worse instead of better; the best for us and the best for them would be if we stay the fuck out and the locals somehow generate enough wisdom to avoid all-out civil war.  Good luck with that.