Surprisingly Decent Universal Basic Income Thing For The Low-Information Dweeb Cohort

Frak, yeah!  This was good, surprisingly good stuff for the comic geeks and random nerds and their enablers all about the concept of a guaranteed income for every citizen used to fight poverty, combat unemployment, and otherwise stimulate the economy.  This is the future but not our future soon enough as the USA is chock-full of teabagging fuckwits and Koch-suckers and Koch brothers and establishment lickspittles.  In the end, after much suffering and too much wasted opportunity, we'll get something less useful than anywhere else--think healthcare.