Congrats Rudy! Your Greasy Anus Face And Lisp Have Won A Full Scholarship To Anal Roberts University

The place for assholes!  Giuliani was always a risible tee vee whore, but it has taken this long for most establishment dillholes to notice.  Now, as a lying racist scumbag and serial adulterer, the real Rudy is finally ready to be pissed on by the entire population of the USA.  Gonna be fuckin' fun!