Why Does Choate Have So Many Frakking Students

850 is a shit ton of kids, especially considering their endowment, when compared with St. Paul's, Hotchkiss, and Deerfield.  Choate should have gone down in enrollment even more, Northfield-Mount Hermon style, to make the school more exclusive.  Choate does have a pool and a team, but the pool is not nearly as nice as the Hotchkiss pool.  Fuckers.