Melania Is All Trump

Nobody should care about this shit.  Except that Trump is a fucking nimrod.  And his campaign has become a spontaneous abortion in an elevator.  Melania is probably pretty much a dipshit, but why in the fuck didn't someone make sure that the speechwriter didn't rip off recent future-first-lady history from EIGHT FUCKING YEARS AGO?  Jesus.  The Trump shit show is better and more entertaining than we ever hoped.  Yay, team.