The Universe Keeps Fucking Trump

The UK.  The cops.  The guntards.  They all keep fucking Trump.  Sure, maybe he would have gotten some bad coverage over some nutty thing he had said, but to be drowned out--and have agenda stepped on, especially when Clinton would have been in the news--but Trump needed this time to further his campaign.  So far, he's getting nowhere, and he's on his way to an historic election debacle.