Lyin' Ted Eats Shit And Lives

What a fucking loser.  Ted Cruz might be the biggest asshole in America this year.  First Trump kicks the shit out of him for a year in the primaries, pummeling Cruz over his pyscho-assassin father and crazy, ugly wife, then Trump spends a couple of months taking giant greasy shits everywhere knowing he was going to make Cruz eat 'em up sooner or later.  Well, now Cruz is chowing down on Trump's fetid shit with a big ugly smile on his face.  Beautiful.