Friday, September 7, 2018

James Surowiecki May Be The Thirstiest Wannabe Pissboy In The Universe, Yet He Is Also A Corn Cob

Daffy dipshit James Surowiecki may be the sort of pissboy who is only allowed to hold the bucket of another not-quite-as-low-level pissboy like the fatuous Bill Scher, but he still manages to turn himself into a corn cob.  David Sirota doesn't waste too much time on him.

For what it's worth, Surowiecki was the sort of creepy weird kid who was a big fan of Entertainment Tonight as a high school student and would admit to everyone he never missed an episode, without being held upside down over a used toilet.  Entertainment Tonight.  In high school.  Just a normal high school guy.  Not at a fucking loser, not a sniveling dimwit.  Nope.  Proud Future Corn Cob of America.  Thanks, Trump.

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