Do The Twits Even Ride Their Bikes?

Do they have bikes?  This is fucking stupid as hell: what the OP describes would be understood by any 8 year old who rides a bike to be a flat (or underinflated) tire!  What the actual fuck?  He got freaked out by his too-soft tire and lowered the air pressure?  Really?  Jesus.  How can you not know this shit?  It's fucking simple!  It's basic.  Literally kids' stuff!  It then requires page after page of discussion from fatuous cockbags bleating nonsense?  Gods Dammit, twits are fucking useless.  Thanks, Trump!