This Vile Christian Fundamentalist Lunatic John Allen Chau Story Is The Best News You Will Ever Get In Your Life

Killed!  This is the best thing ever.  If only every native population had been smart enough to kill the christians who came to fuck up their societies.  The story of Chau being killed on the beach by natives who didn't want to hear his insane christian mythology bullshit is easily the best story in the history of mankind.  I guess Alabama is short one horrible fucking asshole.  Thanks, Trump!