Almost Unbelievable Story Of Sarah Lawrence's Shabby Sex Cult

What the fuck is wrong with people?  Go to fucking class, kids.  Do your work and don't let your friend's dad watch you fuck.  What else?  Don't fuck your friend's dad.  That's a good one.  Don't listen to fat old toothless losers.  That's another one.  Get better grades and go to Middlebury or Union.  That's probably the best answer.  But of course Bernie Kerik is wrapped up in this tawdry inanity.