Pete Booty-Gig Is A Dummy Who Happens To Be The Kind Of Dummy Who Looks Brilliant To Utter Fuckheads

Mayor Pete is also a smarmy racist neoliberal asshole, but don't tell the Gossip Kids!  Ashley Reese is on the right track here, and the gossip kid commenters are so fucking hopeless.  Good thing Booty-gig will never be president of anything.