Please Run, John Kerry--We All Need Some Laughter In Our Lives

Comedy is hard, but funfetti is delicious.  If John Kerry ever gets into this because Biden spends the night of the Iowa Caucus sitting on a beanbag chair eating pudding without his dentures in on live tee vee, well, Bernie should considering becoming a man of all the gods.  Jesus frakking christmas, John Kerry lost once, but this time it'll be even more hilarious.  He couldn't beat George W. "Retardboy" Bush, but he'll take out Bernie AND Trump!  Pleez, Jebus.