Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Kyle Kulinski Is A Yuge Pussy

1: Kulinski's old tweets are the definition of "not policy" so by his own definition, he should not have expected a whole lot of vigorous defense.

2: Ana Kasparian sent Jimmy Dore that DM about her skirt to try and intimidate him into silence, so Dore went public with it on his show to derail her attempt to smear him.  It worked and is noteworthy.

3: Kulinski is apparently part of the TYT Network, and a longtime business/political partner with Cenk Uygur, so there's more to this story that Kulisnki completely ignored.  Convenient.

Rochelle Walensky, Rapey Uncle Joe's CDC Director, Is Dangerously Stupid--But The WHO Gets It, Atmo

Dangerously stupid, and should be fired.  This mask/vaccine horseshit is a Ron Klain production, and if Walensky is not a complete fucking imbecile, she should resign.  Rapey Uncle Joe's skull is full of mouldering cottage cheese, so he's not coming up with any ideas, but Klain is a real nasty reactionary fucker, and he's probably gonna get a fuckload of people killed with this shit.  If Walensky knows better, she should resign in protest.  Otherwise, she's too stupid for her job.

The WHO--and probably The Who and Doctor Who--gets it, atmo.  Innocent people are gonna die, and then one of these new variants will break through current vaccine protections, wasting years when we could have stopped this fucking disease.

Westerberg Tweed

Tuesday, June 29, 2021

Are These Abnormally High Temperatures In The Pacific Northwest Any Kind Of Problem Or Anything?

Prob not.  It snowed last winter somewhere.  And it was fucking cold for a few days back then, too, so it's all perfectly fine.  Nothing to worry about.  Baggers can't even spell "New Normal" so there's no frakking problem at all...

What Was Once An Outback Hellscape Is Now The New Normal In British Columbia

Holden Wrecks And Boiling Diesels Steam At 45 Degrees--But That's Not Supposed To Be In Yakima Washington

Beds are burning.  Somethin's burning.

Who Even Considered That College Coaches Could Be Ginormous Abusive Assholes??

For a girls' team!  Probably listen to the players, maybe.  Maybe.

Americans Are So Fucking Dumb--We Deserve What Corona Still Has Coming For Us

Jesus frakking christ, the coronavirus will wind up destroying this fucking country yet.  How the hell are people so gods-damned stupid.  Our current vaccinations rates are effectively zero if herd immunity is the goal.  And all the individuals vaccinated will start to have their protection deteriorated by all the exposures from the unvaccinated.  Brilliant...

Fun In Tha Sun

Sunday, June 27, 2021

A Good Primer On Critical Race Theory, At Least From The Perspective Of An Anodyne Democrat But Not A Neolib Or Shitlib

Not a perfect analysis, especially the part about Marxism, but overall not a bad idea of what the decent, mainstream centrist Dems will think of CRT.

If Not Vaccine Mandates, Then What? The Clock Is Ticking And We Need To Be At Or Near 90% By September

If we don't hit the minimum vaccination rate needed for herd immunity, this winter may very well bring a new coronavirus that breaks through the protection of vaccinated people, too.  And then we're fucked.  So, if mandatory vaccines scare you, then what?  The carrot and the stick, but we're well beyond the carrot era and will have to take that stick and shove it up the ass of every fucking bagger in the country in order to get them vaccinated.  Unless we're betting that this is jesus' plan, and only the baggers will die this fall and winter...

Girlysounding Dreams

Saturday, June 26, 2021

Just Cruel Bullying From The General

Heh.  Those gods-damned cell biologists need to be put in their fucking place.

Jimmy Dore Might Be A Petty Little Bitch, But He Has Such Fun Savaging His Enemies Like MSNBC And Joy Reid

Great Start To The '21 Tour!

Jesus.  That's not at all what we need from the race this year.  For far too many people, this is the only cycling race they ever hear anything about, so it really should not be a clown car crackup...

Apparently There May Be One Sane Person In Iowa

This teacher.  And it scares the shit out of the racist baggers at the Washington Examiner.  Nice.  Keep it up.

Grand Fun

Friday, June 25, 2021

Manatee County Florida Might Be The Best News In Human History

Dead baggers, unvaccinated dead baggers, and yet none of the baggers are smart enough to get vaccinated even now.  These dumb fucks watch their own family die right in front of them, and still won't get the fucking vaccine.  This is great fucking news.  Now maybe at the end of the whole shitshow, the brave beautiful exceptional coronavirus will finally do the lords' work by killing all of the baggers who didn't get vaccinated.  This would be so fucking hilarious.  Plus great for America and the THE WORLD.  We can pray to jesus fucking christ that the baggers don't suddenly get smarter any time soon and that all of the new deaths from corona are baggers who didn't get the shot.  Please.  Corona could wind up being the greatest hero in American history.

Bye Bye Derek Chauvin

We all pray to jesus that Derek Chauvin will never be free a day in his life, after a short life in prison.  Bye bye, motherfucker.

Know Future 4 U

Thursday, June 24, 2021

Maybe Rapey Uncle Joe Sucks More Than Anyone Ever Suspected

Or maybe Biden sucks AND blows exactly as much as we suspected.  Not only Biden, but Schumer cleared the field for Sinema in Arizona without getting any oath of fealty, clearly.  Or maybe she's being exactly the reactionary shithead Schumer and Biden desire.  Either way, anyone who voted for Rapey Uncle Joe is a vile racist neolib asshole.  In his prime, Biden was a hateful conservative and enthusiastic racist, but these days his skull is full of moldering rice pudding on his best days.

Modern American Comedy: Eric Trump Edition

John McAfee REALLY Didn't Want To Come Back To The USA

A real creep and weirdo, but he was a funny guy at times, so he was still a fucking shitbag.

But He Can, Tho

Now Rudy Giuliani Is Sick To Death Of All The Winning

Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Starry Morning

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Red Rocketship Painters

Death Camps For White People?? Michael Savage Weiner Delivers The Best News In 200 Fukkin' Years!

Finally!  Critical Race Theory is really delivering.  At last America will do something about the greatest problem the world faces today.  DEATH CAMPS FOR WHITE PEOPLE!

Nifty LIttle Video Fisking Of TYT By Those Fun-Loving Folks At The Grayzone

Heh, indeedy.  Jesus christ, Cenk is fucking stupid.

Standing Up For The World-Class Nitwit Naomi Wolf

Not Breaking News: Chuck Schumer Is A Bigger Impediment To Progress Than Joe Manchin

Manchin is ultimately a weak-willed reactionary clown, but Schumer is a conservative racist leader in our government, working every day to maintain the status quo and impede any and all possible progress.  Schumer is a far more dangerous enemy than a dipshit like Joe Manchin.

Is This Corona Explosion Among Vaccinated People And In Israeli Schools A Big Deal?

Probably not important since it's not like Israel is a leader in vaccination rates or anything...

Wellsian Emo

Monday, June 21, 2021

More Roger Waters Being Cool, Jimmy Dore Edition

Your Daily Reminder That Not A Single Conservative In The United States Has Any Frakking Idea What Critical Race Theory Is

Baggers, Republicans, libertarians, Trump voters, whatever you call racist reactionary conservatives, to a person they are all dumber than dog shit, and not a single one of them knows what the fuck CRT is.  But at least as vital is the fact those conservatives are scared shitless of all this talk about race and teaching about racism, so the fucking hapless Dems should be unleashing this shit everywhere.  If those fucking Dems actually wanted to beat the conservatives, of course...

Modern America Is A Horror Show

Absolutely a failed state.  The New York Times sucks ass, but this is a story worth telling...

Somehow, The Stillwithering Hildos Are Even More Toxic And Debased Than Hillary Clinton Herself

Such a thing should not be possible, but there it is.  Even the Garbage Ape sees it.  Hillary Clinton is an execrable loser.  Thanks, Obama.

Ben Shapiro Is The Manlet's Manlet

Holy sweet fucking jesus, those are two tiny little manlets.  The good thing is they can live in an extremely small closet.

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

June 16th 2021

Bloomsday 2021

Bloomsday 2021, Back In Bloom.

This Scientist 'Hans" Kristian Andersen Should Go On Jimmy Dore To Explain To Him Why The Chinese Lab Leak Coronavirus Theory Is Racist Horseshit Being Peddled By Conservatives

Hans has some things to say.  Hans is a scientist.  He knows better than some racist reactionary teabaggers and neolib shitheads.  Pay attention.

Now We Know Who Funds The Federalist

Should be no surprises.  The racist reactionary bagger network is not exactly clever, so they are not gonna be able to hide if someone puts in the effort of lookin' for 'em. 

Pro Lix

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

There's Nothing Hornier Than A Closet-Case Fundie Grifter Like Tony Perkins During Pride Month

Tony Perkins has so many feels about the gays and their the gay sex showing pride about being the gay.  So many feels.  All the feels.  All the horny feels.  The thirsty, thirsty feels.  And he wants to save you from those feels.  He really does.  Nobody should be as horny for the gay sex as Tony Perkins.

Ana Kasparian Is A Vapid, Careerist Grifter

Emma Vigeland Is The Deifinition Of Bad-Faith Fauxgressive, And She Will Be A GOP Press Flack By 2025

Nobody sucks harder than a Seder Simp, and Emma Vigeland is their fucking queen.  She's a fucking scumbag.  And she'll be a GOP operative out in the open by the time the next President is sworn in.

The Marketing Geniuses At Intense Cycles Bring You The...SCION--And Not The Ripmo AF For Some Reason We All Know

Intense Cycles has way too many frames nobody wants or needs to pay off the old frame molds before they can afford to update their bikes, so the idiots followed the proven failure model of creating a new brand everyone knows is the cheap version.  Brilliant!   Instead of coming up with some shabby new downarket branding, Intense shoulda' just done a 'value' build and waited to dump most of the bikes to the mailorder sites as usual.  This is what happens when you have a shitload of inventory nobody wants, but Intense did manage to make it worse.  Nobody wants to buy or ride the cheap version AND be reminded they didn't get a real Intense, even if the real Intense is pretty much shit, too, at this point.

Ibis, on the other hand, figured out how to make a bike at a lower price without fucking up their brand.  Jeez, must be rocket science or somethin'.

But Ibis is also not trying to push four or five year old frames out the door, either...

Remember When Those Vile Neolib Shitstains Screamed That Everyone Had To Vote For Rapey Uncle Joe To Make America Greater Again?

Fuck you.  Sick, demented racist reactionary bastards.  Fuck you.

Sunday, June 13, 2021

The Best Thing About The New Transition Bikes Is No In-Tube Storage Nonsense

The Speshy Enduro is actually a decent bike, but I'd never buy one with that dumb in-tube hole thing.  Same with the Stumpy.  No way.  Trek is guilty, too.  Not a fucking chance I'd buy any bike with that dumb shit as part of its design.  Transition is smart that way.  Good for them.

Frail Racist Reactionary Incel Manlet & Cowardly Closet-Case Lunatic Murdered By Milkshake: The Andy Ngo Story

Does AOC Feel Like A Chump Yet?

Or is she happy licking Mama Bear's ass and cashing that check?   We may never know the answer these questions but tune in again next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Donna Every Everywhere: No, Seriously It's Like Bayside Was From Florida

Friday, June 11, 2021

Rebecca Watson Managed To Figure Out The Racist Reactionary Insanity Behind The 'Lab Leak' COVID Nonsense, And Jimmy Dore Should Be Able To Do The Same

Is This Severe Drought Over Nearly 100% Of The Western US A Problem At All?

Will it matter if the Colorado River runs dry in the next few decades or anything?  Will a bunch a fundie lunatics actually praying for rain help at all?  Can we count the beautiful brave exceptional coronavirus to solve this problem for us?  We may never know the answers to these exciting questions, but tune in time for another episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Dave Rubin Is Also A Very Stable Genius

Trump Was Right About Shifty Schiff Being A Total Pussy

Adam Schiff is the perfect Democrat in the age of Nancy Pelosi and Rapey Uncle Joe.  Fucking pathetic.

The Flame, The Flame That Killed John Wayne

Florent Payet: Ouch

Ouch.

A Relic From A Sex Kitten Now In Her Dotage?

Thursday, June 10, 2021

Ilhan Omar Is A Coward And A Fool For Backing Down AGAIN To Degenerate Scum Like Brad Schneider And Nancy Pelosi

If vile racist shitheads like Brad Schneider are Democrats, then Ilhan Omar needs to find a better political party.  Omar was too stupid to learn her lesson the last time Pelosi fucked her in public, and Omar surely could have led six Dems in the House to end Pelosi's political career last year.  But no.  Now Omar is being humiliated again.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

For what it's worth, if Omar had any guts whatsoever she would have repeated the truth that the United States and Israel are far more evil than Hamas or the Taliban or any of those sorry fucks.

Climate Deniers, Like Anti-Vaxxers, Flat-Earthers, Fundie Morons, And Other Racist Reactionary Shitheads, Are Gonna Get A Whole Lotta People Killed

It may be that humanity is too dumb to live in the end, but for right now, it's the climate deniers and the other anti-science bagger types who are fucking us all.

Sweet Jesus, This Cannondale Is A Frakking Abortion

This is just vile.  I hate everything about this.  The brakes are the worst atrocity, but the wheels and the drivetrain with that stupid single chainring and giant fucking cassette is heinous as well.  A real violation of a perfectly okay Cannondale road frame.  No excuse for something this abhorrent, atmo.

Only The 1312 Project Can Save American Freedom

All cops are bastards.  The police are not there to protect you.  They're not your friends.

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Cherry Creme On

Evo And Pedro

Better than Rapey Uncle Joe or fucking Trump.

Not William A. Jacobson, Nor Any Other Bagger, Conservative, Republican, Libertarian, Racist, Reactionary, Fascist, Nitwit, Dipshit, Half-Wit, Trump Voter, Has The First Frikkin' Clue What Critical Race Theory Is

Like all conservatives, William A. Jacobson is dumber than dog shit.  Critical Race Theory is an obvious and anodyne method of discussing law and history in the United States without falling into the usual trap of ignoring the actual history while boosting a bunch of sniveling white guys who mostly tried to fuck over everyone else in the pursuit of a more money.   Fatuous racist dipshits like Jacobson don't have the intellectual acuity to analyze a take-out menu, so I can assure you that CRT is way beyond their pay grade.  Any white folks dumb enough to fall for this horseshit deserve another lifetime of Rapey Uncle Joe in charge.

GOHMERT!!

GO GO GOHMERT GO!  Pretty much anybody else would be fucking around with this Forest Service on the Moon shit, but not Louie Gohmert, the baggers' bagger.  A Texas rose.  A very stable genius.  A conservative.  A teabagger.  Louie Fuckin' Gohmert.

Bayside, Florida

Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Monday, June 7, 2021

Not Breaking News: Jim Hoft Is Still The Dumbest Man On The Interwebs

Sure, Fauci sucks ass, but jesus frakking christie, Jim Hoft is a fucking nitwit.  Holy shit, calling him dumber than dog shit is an insult to the stupidest fucking dog shit the world over.

Rochelle Walensky And Rapey Uncle Joe Are Gonna Wind Up Killing A Whole Shitload Of Americans

Walensky's fuckup on the J&J vaccine killed the vaccination momentum, and Rapey Uncle Joe has no idea how to get the shots into all the fucking miserable nitwits who haven't gotten them yet.  We're fucked.

If this pandemic was our generations' moon shot, the first rocked test blew up on the launch pad and killed a million people.  

And we're never gonna make it to the moon...

If This Shop Is Where You Get Your Bike Expertise, Take Up Photograhy

Good News From Peru

The death of Fujimorismo would be very good indeed.  Castillo may not be so frikkin' great, but that fascist bitch would have been so much worse...

Saturday, June 5, 2021

Sweet Gods-Dammed Jesus, Jenny 'Xeni Jardin' Hamm Is A Frikkin' Toxic Whackjob

Clout chasing with Jeffrey Epstein in June of 2021 is some desperate fucking flailing.  Poor old Xeni Jardin Jenny Hamm is just fuckin' gross.  Jesus.

Jimmy Dore Has Way Too Much Fun Abusing America's Premier Ignatius Reilly Cosplayer And Creepy Libertarian Boy, Dave Weigel

Jesus Fukkin' Christ People, Abolish ICE--All Cops Are Bastards

And these ICE cocksuckers are the fucking worst cops ever.  Rapey Uncle Joe sucks major ass.  Don't vote for anyone who is not fully behind this: Abolish ICE and get rid of the entire Homeland Security department.  Fucking Nazi shit.  1312

If A Whole Buncha Idiots Don't Get Vaccinated Real Quick, We All Might Be In Real Trouble

Rochelle Walensky is positively Trumpian.  She fits right in with Rapey Uncle Joe's skull full of mouldering rice pudding, too.  With a vaccination rate hovering just over 50%, and fewer and fewer masks and other precautions happening daily, we could be in for a bad time once summer is over and everyone gets back to "normal" at work and school and shit.  Maybe we get lucky and keep ahead of a new and more industrious variant of the coronavirus, one that likes to bitchslap our vaccines and kills or disables at a higher rate than the original virus, or maybe we don't.  Then we're fucked.

Thursday, June 3, 2021

Your Dad's Band Plays Really Loud

Just Fucking Awful News From Rick Wiles

Rick Wiles had coronavirus, but he got better is getting out of or is out of the hospital now.  Just terrible news.  The worst.  If only corona had done the lords' work.  Thanks, Obama.

Oh, Ok, Now That The New Transition Spire Is Out, The Patrol Makes More Sense--And Both New Bikes Are Gonna Sell A Shit Ton Of Sentinels

New Transition Spire.  Okay.  A nice orange is available too.  Cool bike, big and dumb.  Not exactly a New England tech machine, but both of these new Transition bikes make the current Sentinel look like a replacement for the 2020 Process 153 in the best frikkin' way possible, so there's that.

The Racist Lunatics Who Are Pushing The Coronavirus Chinese Lab Leak Story Are Racist Lunatics

Not breaking news.  But we should not forget just how toxic reactionary insanity is every fucking day and not just when there's a global pandemic raging.

Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Insignificant

What's The Matter With Thomas Frank? Shouldn't He Learn Just One Thing Before He Writes A Column This Dumb?

Jesus, people need better basic science educations in the United States.  Frank is channeling his inner jack off pothead comedian if he thinks that racist paranoid horseshit about China is the cause of the coronavirus pandemic.

Jesus.

First, if Trump says it, it's 100% wrong all the time.  Conservatives are also dumber than dog shit to a man in general. so don't help spread their racist lies.  

Second, Frank points out an article listing lab releases in the US, and in case you didn't notice: NONE OF THOSE LEAKS CAUSED A PANDEMIC.  Accidents and leaks that cause worldwide pandemics are only found in dumb Steven King books and shit.

Third, so far all of the evidence points to a well-evolved, global respiratory virus, not an engineered virus released at only one location at one time by accident.

Thomas Frank should know better, but he doesn't because he's an historian and is completely ignorant of how diseases work, how evolution works, and the limits of engineered genetic manipulation.

Jesus fucking christ, people are fucking stupid.  Nice going, Tom.  Asshole.

If Nothing Else, Trump Is Monumentally Stupid

And stupendously entertaining in his inanity.  I mean, George W. Bush was literally retarded, but Trump is in a whole other realm of fucking dumber than dog shit.  Jesus.

Tim Pool & Matt Forney Present: The Incel Experience