Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Those Nefarious Russians Really Got Into Simone Biles' Head And Cracked Her Like An Egg, But That's Racing

RUSSIAGATE!

Like, it sucks for Biles, but the Russians put the pressure on Biles with their astounding performance on the first day, and she couldn't handle it.  It happens.  That's racing.  But when you are the sole focus of the team and maybe even the entire American contingent, you gotta be better than some sneaky Russians, and she wasn't.  She was smart to withdraw; she could have been killed out there.  Nobody wants that.  

But the best don't break.  Ledecky and Lilly King both got beat in swimming after dominating last time, too, though Ledecky did win the 1500, so that's good.  But shit happens.  There's always somebody better.  Don't make excuses for failure just cuz it's your fav.

You know who never failed: Donald Trump.  He loved America so much he was the best at everything.  Trump is undefeated in Olympic competition.  He was the best business man ever.  The God Emperor of America.  The richest man in the world.  Never beaten.  Always in first place.  He loved America and freedumb and our exceptional American exceptionalism so fucking much.  A super patriot.  He never let any fucking Russian pussies stop him!

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