Oh shit this flick was way long. At first I thought this was going to be a mini-series or some shit, but it was purportedly a real movie.
But that can't be right. It looks cheap as fuck. And it was at least two dumb movies that didn't really go well together. The J. Jonah Jamieson movie woulda been the better part to go with here. At least Paul Giamatti wasn't in it for christ's sake.
Surely a case of a film not being saved in editing. Why didn't they send all the intel and weapons back from the future? Stop the problem before it began; all you needed were some big fucking guns and napalm. I thought for sure J.K. Simmons was gonna be in the future, too, with the daughter. Jesus this thing was dumb.
So:
1: The Alien sequel where the xenomorphs reach Earth;
2: But it's actually an episode of Stargate SG-1 budget-wise;
3: Starship Troopers, only no fun;
And that's the flick.
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