Yahoo!'s Andy Serwer Only Wishes He Could Guzzle Piss Like David Leonhardt

But gods-dammit, he's gonna try.

If being a pissboy doesn't work out, well, Serwer can go back to boot-licker training.

Stand with Ukraine on your knees with a pissbucket in your hand.

Or by laving those filthy, filthy boots.

Thanks, Trump.