Outlawing Child Brides Is The Most Effective Method Of Bagger Birth Control Ever Conceived

See what I did there?

Without child brides the incel population will explode.

Literally.

All over themselves with chronic mania.

See what I did there, again?

Anywho, without child brides, the bagger population will go extinct, so if you needed another reason to ban child brides, well, this is one that will truly make America greater again!