this question will determine who is president in 2013. right now mittens is in the position al gore was in during the 2000 campaign. he's boring, awkward and an utterly inauthentic hypocrite campaigning against a borderline retarded, swaggering texan asshole whom both the establishment media and right-wing racist teabaggers alike just swoon over. al gore refused to grow a pair and flatten the idiot texan. if mittens plays it the same way, he's history. i'm curious to see if he is a better man than gore--which would be pretty easy: joe lieberman!--and as such pummels perry into a smirking, greasy smear on his way to the white house.
one way romney will probably sink perry is with michele bachmann. she's a full-on fucking lunatic teabagger, but her presidential campaign is over, whether she knows it or not. if romney uses her as the attack dog, and she chews off perry's balls in public, then he will sink faster than the literacy rate in texas. with perry out of the way, vice presidential candidate bachmann can reel in those hateful biggot christian teabaggers with her jesus talk and defuse some of the mormon heathen satanist cult feelings in the hearts of those wonderful americans.
if he is successful, he will be the next president of the united states.
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