moby dick 2010 on syfy

barry bostwick!  the little chick from xena.  based on a novel by herman melville.  are you sure?  anyway, this unbelievable mess looks like it had a budget of at least 20 grand.  really, though, if you gave these clowns the budget of transformers it could have been the best awful movie ever made.  it was better than any of the transformers movies anyway.