our man in caracas

it's pretty hilarious how we keep making enemies of shitty little countries who pose absolutely no threat to the united states and are not likely to have such an ability in the next 200 or 300 years, so all we can hope is that some beneficent fairy or helpful aliens give iran a bushel basket of nuclear weapons and that the iranians share with our man in caracas so that venezuela will feel safe from invasion and then citgo will continue to help out with affordable heating oil in the united states.  according to joe kennedy, that was the only company who was smart enough to join up with a feel-good program to keep people from freezing to death.  it makes you wonder what else we don't know about those dirty rotten bastards in caracas.