daily kos birth control shenanigans

i call bullshit.  i don't believe a word of this.  i doesn't pass the smell test, and all the hand-wringers are fools.

i’m pretty sure that even at band camp, the other little scamps could never find out what pills you are taking, especially if it is under the care of a doctor on the trip.  a doctor would be wicked paranoid about just this sorta shit because the signed releases and all the other documentation point right back to him or her.  unless you tell someone yourself, but then the little scamps in your class woulda known what a huge ‘birth control whore’ you were already.  i call bullshit.

and besides, when you put a young girl on ortho tricyclen because of bad periods or pcos or whatever, you don’t generally refer to it as birth control when you are writing the script.  those sorts of treatments are therapy meds.  certainly the patient should be able to understand this concept by the age of 16--or six--unless we are talking about some kind of special ed student--and should never have to ask her mother if she's a slut because of her meds.  i mean, christ, at 16 you should know what the fuck the word slut means. 

and exactly what 16 year old girl on this planet would refer to herself or another girl as a ‘birth control slut’??   jesus, my daughter is almost half that age, and she’s way more sophisticated than that.  plus, she sure as shit knows about some of the different uses of hormone therapy.  if she got put on that sort of medication, i’m pretty sure that even now she wouldn’t react like this 16 year old supposedly did.  nope. don’t believe it.

limbaugh’s a giant douche, but the kos thing reads like bad jonathan lethem.  this is either a clumsy fabrication or documentary of life in the palin family.