Friday, August 31, 2012

One Year Ago Today

lawrence o'donnell fluffs like fluffy

lawrence o'donnell should be a spokesmodel for scope.  tonight he mostly fluffs himself.  when richard wolfe seems hardcore and intellectually capable on your show, it's time to pack it in.  if larry can stomach the attempt to fluff this disgusting speech failure into a win for obama, he's the biggest cocksucker in human history. 


ed shultz looked like he was gonna cry tonight

big ed looked crestfallen over his true love's lastest failure tonight.  at some point even big ed ain't gonna fluff obama anymore.  a sad day indeed for mr. shultz.


speech epic fail. is this obama's last failure?

perhaps obama should just resign and let biden play out the string.  what a fucking abortion his whole presidency has been!  if boehner and demint wouldn't give in, then obama shoulda' said fuck 'em and given the speech in the oval office anyway making sure to highlight the fact that the republicans in the congress were totally fuckwads.  certainly a strong and vibrant democratic president could have used this stunt as a cudgel to brain boehner and demint and the rest of those dickheads on live television.  obama is such a pussy; he loves to get fucked by anybody and everybody.  loser. 

is bill o'reilly gayer than rick perry?

o'reilly was in his 40's when he got married, and the little tramp was apparently the first mrs. o'reilly.  billo always came across as a bit of dim-witted dandy on his show, but the fact that he may have been a long-term closet case who liked having his backside violated by sex toys or middle-eastern foods and couldn't satisfy a woman to whom he was married just screams that billo is a huge flaming queen.

no at&t with t-mobile

if the justice department actually is able to stop this thing, that would be a pretty big fucking deal.  i ain't gonna believe it, though.

olbermann is way too happy about this o'reilly stuff

gawker has been all over the hilarity, and it sure looks like keith olbermann won't need his cialis for quite a while.  maybe katy tur will be walking with a limp or talking with a lisp for a while if she starts taking his calls this week.


the serotta forum: everything wrong with america in one stupid place

i'll have more on this later, but i want to point out a place that shows just how dumb the lesser privileged class really is: the serotta bicycles forum.  you will never find a more wretched hive scum and villainy or at least a more brainless recitation of koch brothers and heritage foundation talking points while the room picks its nose and drools.  btw, don't buy a serotta.  there are way better bikes out there at much better prices, but do indeed read the forum and laugh at how sad many of those pampered morons and lovers of ayn rand are. 

i guess jeebus hates vermont as much as he or she hates alabama!!

jesus, vermont is fucked.  that's the kind of treatment jeebus usually reserves for alabama and places like that.  fuckin' ay.

chris christie is a big fat sack of shit! and a hypocrite!!

that piece of human filth has his hand out to obama for help with the rain storm.  fuck him.  the feds should ignore the request until lautenberg makes it.  no federal money to states with republican governors.  what happened to the rugged individualist you fat lazy fuck?

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