Efficient Al Franken Fisking

Weird Al Franken.  I see what you did there.  Franken's an establishment guy, rock-ribbed to the core, and that rock-ribbed conservative establishment is all about expanding the empire.  Al Franken's only important function is to remind Bill O'Reilly--and the rest of the world--that Franken is one of 100 United States Senators while O'Reilly is a creepy, impotent, keister-falafel-mongering cuckold.