Saab Fanboys Rebel

The fanboys object to the BMW because it's a BMW, when what they should be pissed about is the tacky white car--any overpriced, tacky white car--with the idiot's vulgar stripe!  Yes, BMWs are vile Kraut cars, but if you need to get one because you are that unfortunate variety of person, at least have the common decency to not get the racerboy treatment like some sort of inbred trailer-park scumbag.