The Homeless Will Always Be With Us In America, Till We Round Them Up And Feed Them To Illegal Immigrants

(This is the thesis of the speech which won me the 2014 Republican Man of the Year award once again.  My conservative genius prevented that senile pig fucker Reagan from ever winning, and Newt Gingrinch never finished higher than second place thanks to me.  Ben Carson cried when he heard he didn't win this year, either.)  Homelessness in America, the richest nation in the history of the known universe, has been in the public consciousness, sorta, for generations now, but we never seem to become wise enough to make any real progress.  The reason is that eliminating homelessness would require our society to confront the fundamental issues of economy and society, and that's not good for your garden variety Koch-sucker.  Local remedies are not enough, but nobody fucking cares.