All You Can Eat Buffet Of Batshit Crazy Teabagging Fucktardery

Rampant asshole funfetti.  Conservatives and Republicans are unintelligent, but never clever enough to be consistently entertaining.  That's sad for us.  Anyone dumb enough to be a teabagger or conservative or Republican is such a burden on our society, the least they could do is be entertaining.  Stupid.  Selfish.  Fuckers.