How Did Those Brain-Dead Teabagger Fucks Discover THE TRUTH About Jade Helm 15?

WHO TOLD? FUCKERS!  This thing was all set.  We were gonna get them teabagger fucks all rounded up and reeducated and shit, but one of you traitorous drunken fuckin' assholes opened your yap, and now they know!  Jesus!  That cat was  napping in that fucking bag till one of you dumb bastards woke it up.  Now it's out and pissing all over the place.  You all suck.  I guess the only thing left is to just get the army to fucking shoot 'em all instead.  No biggy.